Hello Webster11,
Welcome to the community!
No, there are no options for free phones. Even with phones for $0 upfront, the cost of devices was a part of the subsidised plan costs (ie Large, Medium, etc plans). You should note that Fido has now switched from their subidised plans to a financed payment program for new devices. That is, the cost of devices is now separate from the cost of services. With the new financed model, the $0 upfront cost phones would require a monthly cost of some sort (in addition to monthly plan costs).
Some of the old subsidised plans are not compatible with the new financed model. You might need to switch to a new plan in order to finance a new phone. On the other hand, you would be able to keep your current plan if you purchased your new phone outright.
Hope this helps 😀
Cheers
Hey @Webster11 !
I'm sorry you feel this way. 
With the Fido Payment Program, you can get devices for as low as $0 down and 0% interest and pay them off through 24 equal monthly payments.
This will provide you with more transparency and simplicity when it comes to your Fido services. Indeed, once the phone is paid off, you’ll only pay for the base cost of the plan. This will be done automatically, which means time saved for you and peace of mind!
You can also change your plan during the 24 month term, instead of being restricted to one plan category.
Depending on your current plan, it’s possible that you’ll need to make some changes to it to be able to benefit from this new program, but to ensure that you still get the most out of your services, I do want to note that your new plan would allow you to keep the great features you’re used to getting : 5 extra hours of data, Fido Roam, Data Overage Protection and Fido XTRA. 
